Barack Haiku

Yes we can make change/

Resistance means its working/

Dance as you do it/




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Seventh grade sucked

Wish I paid more heed back then

Its DC write large

Weather change, hope waits
Wind backs around, a promise
Smell it, taste it, soon

by Kelly – web submission

McCain made his bed

Perhaps for Palin to lie

Miss Calculation

Et tu Opie?

Andy, everyone’s Gramps

And Fonz for Obama

Three haiku about John McCain and Barack Obama campaign from DailyKos user Swiller.
 

fivethirtyeight post 
“we’re voting for the n***er” 
see bubba evolve

mcbroke robocalls 
palling with the terrorist 
phone fear fascism

letterman i screwed 
up and down and back and forth 
throw me an anchor

I cross posted some haiku over at Daily Kos last night – in the comments we got several outstanding contributions to the genre which I will be sharing over the next few days.  Go read the comments when you have chance – they are pretty hilarious.

These first two are from user renovation.  Titles, links, and images were added by me.


Insert Foot

A broken toilet:

from Bachmann’s mouth – a shitstorm

Joe Plumber can’t help


 

De-meaner

Grouchy McFreaky

twitching, blinking, scowling, stop!

Barack, you’re so cool

Rush screams extreme

But O Pops Tribune’s cherry

The Right is so wrong

Bots zombies they claim

Are we under a dark spell?

Nah – repo men

A world upside down

Grease the wheels with your own sweat

We laugh, then we vote

Preemptive smear strike

Flop sweat low road spurs defense

John loves him some crooks

Rat in a corner

Something wicked this way comes

Neocon wet dream – BOO!

High tide waterline

So still it seems unmoving

Trust the force below

Supply lines stretched

Truth rains on McBush parade

Washing tons dis grace

We deserve better

Jail of shiny mirages

Or cool glass of truth