Barack Haiku

Wooden words snarled/

To cower behind the whip/

You must live in fear/

Big O rejects Dick/

Stride into the gale head up/

Fear, not how we roll/

A haiku epic about Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama.

Clear course, now the fight/

Deeper into blue water/

Big O sets a line/

Rush to his judgment/

Chief bully bites ego bait/

His words weigh him down/

On deck a calm O/

Ego sharks thrashing deeper/

Tide rise lifts blue wave/

Dittoheads cry cry/

Rally round champion mouth/

All anchor, no boat/

I cross posted some haiku over at Daily Kos last night – in the comments we got several outstanding contributions to the genre which I will be sharing over the next few days.  Go read the comments when you have chance – they are pretty hilarious.

These first two are from user renovation.  Titles, links, and images were added by me.


Insert Foot

A broken toilet:

from Bachmann’s mouth – a shitstorm

Joe Plumber can’t help


 

De-meaner

Grouchy McFreaky

twitching, blinking, scowling, stop!

Barack, you’re so cool

Today something different – a limerick on McCain’s tax policy and Joe the Plumber.


McCain on taxes is a tease

Cindy’s cash bought him life’s ease

He thinks you’re dumber

“She’s like a plumber!”

Don’t touch her riches – please?!

“Heh heh heh”, “my friends”

Beavis meets Grampa Simpson

Angry, tired, sad

Walk, chew, gum the truth

Cheeto talking points – wink wink

Drool cup free - she wins!

Decency drops in

Fear and anger lose their bite

The eyes have it

Post debate spewage

My man won no matter what

Thanks I’ll decide myself

Deep rabbit Warren

Will live it or talk it win?

Thunderheads approach