Posts categorized “McCain”.

Rogue

by Kelly – web submission

 

McCain made his bed

Perhaps for Palin to lie

Miss Calculation

Change?

Three haiku about John McCain and Barack Obama campaign from DailyKos user Swiller.
 

fivethirtyeight post 
“we’re voting for the n***er” 
see bubba evolve

mcbroke robocalls 
palling with the terrorist 
phone fear fascism

letterman i screwed 
up and down and back and forth 
throw me an
anchor

Double Feature Obama Haiku

I cross posted some haiku over at Daily Kos last night – in the comments we got several outstanding contributions to the genre which I will be sharing over the next few days.  Go read the comments when you have chance – they are pretty hilarious.

These first two are from user renovation.  Titles, links, and images were added by me.


Insert Foot

A broken toilet:

from Bachmann’s mouth – a shitstorm

Joe Plumber can’t help


 

 

De-meaner

Grouchy McFreaky

twitching, blinking, scowling, stop!

Barack, you’re so cool

Taxing

Today something different – a limerick on McCain’s tax policy and Joe the Plumber.


McCain on taxes is a tease

Cindy’s cash bought him life’s ease

He thinks you’re dumber

“She’s like a plumber!”

Don’t touch her riches – please?!


Cheshire Grin

 

A world upside down

Grease the wheels with your own sweat

We laugh, then we vote


Debatable

 

 

“Heh heh heh”, “my friends”

Beavis meets Grampa Simpson

Angry, tired, sad

 

Mudville

 

Preemptive smear strike

Flop sweat low road spurs defense

John loves him some crooks


Respect

 

Decency drops in

Fear and anger lose their bite

The eyes have it


Offense


Supply lines stretched

Truth rains on McBush parade

Washing tons dis grace


Truth Knife

 

We deserve better

Jail of shiny mirages

Or cool glass of truth


Integrity on Vacation

 

Season of deceit

Integrity’s vacation

Mere lying seems quaint



Lies

 

You stand there stunned

Push back this dishonest wind

Or watch from behind


The Gift

 

Sweet arctic Sarah

The gift that keeps on giving

Baring John’s soul


Palin


News hound’s bloody maw

Flash judgements – she’s great, she’s bad

Truth will take its time

                    Embir

 

Now this red herring

Palin comparison here

What are you up to?

                    NT

 

Pandering, clueless

Palin digs McCain a grave

Come Fall Barak smiles

                    RAC

Houses

 

Wood glass concrete

An empty house has no love

Why so many John?