Barack Haiku

Flag draped war cost/

Why did they travel in stealth?/

Were blind, now we see/

#afghanistan, #bush, #pr, #obama, #honor, #war dead

“Fair” FOX dining out/

Keep the henhouse keys close in/

They leave a red mess/




#fox news, #mopping up, #obama

Submitted by guest poet Opie Houston

earflaps not working/

to ward off bugging house fly…/

two gentle waves…..smack!/

I’m working – go way/

Buzz me once, grin, twice, curtains/

Bugs, elephants too/

 

No mumbled cower/

Head up, the humility/

To see we are one/

Speak fair minded words/

Far from home’s safe fireside chair/

Open minds and open hearts/

A gentle chuckle/

Mutes hard elbows to red foes/

Keeping score, yes sir/

One hundred and one/

Air freshener deployed/

Deep cleaning begins/

Seventh grade sucked

Wish I paid more heed back then

Its DC write large

Full sentences turn/

Gusts of queries to real meat/

Slowly press grows up/

Link – Obama teaches the press

Media whores shout/

Look here, boo scare! watch the ad/

Not news just ad sales/

A haiku epic about Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama.

Clear course, now the fight/

Deeper into blue water/

Big O sets a line/

Rush to his judgment/

Chief bully bites ego bait/

His words weigh him down/

On deck a calm O/

Ego sharks thrashing deeper/

Tide rise lifts blue wave/

Dittoheads cry cry/

Rally round champion mouth/

All anchor, no boat/

Christ in a parade/

Rick is flawed just like you/

Leaves off the same tree/

Links

About the Rick Warren inauguration controversy.  

Pro & Con on Rick Warren’s invitation to speak at the inaugural.  

Hacks hit the sunshine

Cerulean wave jumping

Better’n Crawford

Sharp ivory vee
Breezy trade wind chuckle
It’s tag, you’re it

Cross him to know him

Please call me mo fo again

Blago is a joke