Posts categorized “Stimulus”.

Slo Mo Machine



Bunning went running/

Taking turns being the prick/

Safe seats pull this trick/


Reference link





Live Long & Prosper


This season needs even/

No flash flame – no ice lockout/

Steady repair job/


Source NY Times

Source NY Times


Chrysler Repo Man

 

Hedge Funds play chicken/

Laughing, sure Barack will blink/

Suprise, game over/

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Presser

 

Full sentences turn/

Gusts of queries to real meat/

Slowly press grows up/

 

Link – Obama teaches the press

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Bonus Magic

A haiku epic:

 

Paws deep in the jar/

Greed is good, for them not you/

Silk tie double dip/


The magician/

Dulls your sense with trivia/

Theft hides in plain sight/


Millions for culprits/

We obsess on bonuses/

Billions melt away/


Mad bailout lenders/

Masochist taxpayers/

Might end in anger?/

All Rise


Do you really hate/

The poor, the sick, our children?/

You don’t, so why sit?/


Hand imprints on butts/

The thin red line shattered/

Stand for decency/



Diagnosis

 

Doctor please speak plain/

Make clear this ache on our land/

Let’s get the dose right/


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Losers

Not one lonely vote/

Compromise seems so quaint now/

Way to go Einsteins/


One track fail mantra/

Tax cuts for the big donors/

Chant on cable news/


Your base eats it up/

Til they lose their job or home/

They will remember/


We tried your way/

It led us to this dark pass/

You want more of this?/


You know we need you/

Not votes, but hearts and effort/

Come, move to the light/


One state, many roles/

Sit in sullen silence and/

We find a walk on/




Dozer


Hope engine thunders/

Scrape, level, and re-form/

Ride or step aside/